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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 23:55

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What makes you different?

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What smell will you never forget?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.