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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 20:28

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.